These are Liz's screaming fans!

She is my queen of Egypt.

You may be wondering why I love a woman who is 65 years old. Well I have to tell you its because she is just so cute. Who else can look that sexy at such an old age? I challenge you to find me anyone that has ever looked better in their life as Elizabeth Taylor.

I used to have a friend named Sarah who thought Liz Taylor was ugly. She told me this one day and I was forced to take her in a back alley and fight her. We then threw her in a round room and threw bricks from above on her head. While she was screaming in agony and pain, we took her and kept dropping her on her head at a height of three feet. She eventually went insane and now she counts freckles on the face of Botswanian men.

Here is the building I will be working at in about 12 years. I will be a Republican and you can bet those Democrats will be scared when I come in the room. I will be popular among the people and the press will hate me. So look for me in a couple years and give me a call cause with Clinton Dick you will always be heard.

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